Did we have too much fun?

Possibly.

Did Avocados soar through the air like the majestic fatty fruit that they are?

Definitely.

Is this event 100% dead for 2025?

Yes.

Is this due to pressure from a shadowy cabal of Avocado rights activists?

We’re pretty sure that’s not something that exists, but either way, they didn’t get to us.

Does our cancellation prevent you from constructing catapults and launching avocados on your buddy’s acreage for fun and TikTok views?

No.