September 8 – 10th, 2023
North Platte, Nebraska
The National Avocado Launching Championship is exactly what it sounds like: a national avocado launching championship.
Teams of up to three people will compete to score the most points by launching avocados at targets using slingshots, water balloon launchers, resistance bands, bulging muscles, trebuchets — basically, any launcher that is human-powered. No air guns, potato guns, flames, laser beams, or booster rockets. [Official Rules & Regulations are being recalibrated… please check back]
Why is this a thing?
Because if there’s a wife-carrying championship, why isn’t there an avocado launching championship?
So grab your friends, build a team with only the strongest, gnarliest, the hardest of the hardcore, and meet us in North Platte, Nebraska.
We’ll provide the avocados.