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Save-the-Date
September 8 – 10th, 2023
North Platte, Nebraska
About
The National Avocado Launching Championship is exactly what it sounds like: a national avocado launching championship.
Teams of three will compete to score the most points by launching avocados at targets using slingshots, water balloon launchers, resistance bands, bulging muscles — basically, any launcher that is human-powered. No air guns, potato guns, flames, laser beams, or booster rockets. [Official Rules & Regulations are being recalibrated… please check back]
Why is this a thing?
Because if there’s a wife-carrying championship, why isn’t there an avocado launching championship?
So grab your friends, build a team with only the strongest, gnarliest, the hardest of the hardcore, and meet us in North Platte, Nebraska.
We’ll provide the avocados.
Viva Avocados!
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